Daniel Jalkut
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  • I know I’m using AI right when I get it to say “No” to me.

    8 June 2026
  • “Hey Google, make me a relatable human being.”

    8 June 2026
  • MORE RELIABLE DEBUG SESSIONS!?!?!?! #WWDC26

    8 June 2026
  • Always good to see Holly Borla featured in Apple keynotes. She is a Swift GOAT and inspiration for everybody, but particularly for women and girls who might be wondering if they’ll be then next GOAT.

    8 June 2026
  • No sarcasm at all. Watching the #WWDC26 Developer State of the Union is inspiring me to work on new features, and maybe new apps, independently of whether AI will help or not. It’s great how much they’re focusing on presumed first-person programming.

    8 June 2026
  • 45 minutes until the SOTU! State of the Undo. 🌈 #WWDC26

    8 June 2026
  • Has anybody seen John Ternus lately? #WWDC26

    8 June 2026
  • Congrats, @caseyliss@mastodon.social!

    Still frame from Apple’s WWDC 26 keynote closing video, showing a rapper with floating app icons around him, including Casey Liss’s own “Callsheet” app.

    8 June 2026
  • Reality: “Shit.” #WWDC26

    8 June 2026
  • Need a bathroom break. Give us a video game demo. #WWDC26

    8 June 2026
  • So THAT’S where the Pepsi logo went. #WWDC26

    8 June 2026
  • It’s pronounced HOLDEN HATE, you idiots. #WWDC26

    8 June 2026
  • Forever the optimist, I think that the next several years will be an era in which opinionated, competent developers are able to run circles around projects that are overly-invested in AI. Dip into AI, maybe even let it be your first mate, but never let it be the captain.

    7 June 2026
  • If there is some kind of award for knowing the most about D&D without ever actually playing it, I would like to apply.

    30 May 2026
  • As a suburban, atheist dad, the closest I get to religion is when it somehow rains right after I put down fresh grass seed.

    29 May 2026
  • I am so good at vibe-coding purpose-made web sites, I sort of wonder if there is a market for vibe-coded sites. It does take a little technical and aesthetic acumen to get it right.

    29 May 2026
  • A library with a librarian was the first large language model.

    29 May 2026
  • My take on AI is, essentially, everybody who’s against is too against it and everybody who’s for it is too for it.

    26 May 2026
  • People who are skeptical or worried about AI, including the Pope, sometimes come across as if there is something we can do about it. There are many technologies that can’t be undone. When fire was invented, the Pope might ask “let’s slow down adoption of fire” but it wouldn’t work because … fire.

    26 May 2026
  • Every time I go back to Twitter I realize that not only is it as unredeemable as ever, it’s somehow worse than the last time I checked it. What a shit show.

    26 May 2026
  • This ‘80s-era coffee mug has never been more apt.

     Coffee mug with a vintage ‘80s design, inscribed with the statement: “To err is human To really foul things up requires a COMPUTER”.

    24 May 2026
  • Always be fixing little things. Even if it takes you 7 years to get around to it. github.com/sparkle-p…

    Screenshot of a GitHub Issues entry titled “Checking for updates panel appears too briefly causes a visible flicker”, dated Feb 5, 2019.

    21 May 2026
  • Just posted Black Ink 2.4.7 with bug fixes affecting clue visibility, UTF-8 preservation, and more. redsweater.com/blog/4274…

    19 May 2026
  • Whenever I unsubscribe from a mailing list, and the confirmation message says “We’ll miss you!”, it makes me extra glad to have parted ways with such a saccharine, insincere business.

    19 May 2026
  • “Online Only.” Really? Costco DOESN’T want to share the luxurious sheen of this CASKET in stores? 😂

    Screenshot of an online shopping page item for "The Franklin Blue Casket by Prime" featuring a flag stating "Online Only".

    19 May 2026

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