Daniel Jalkut
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  • I went for a short swim in Brighton, England, a few weeks ago. For those who don’t know, the beach there is not sandy, but covered with pebbles. It’s SO painful to walk on, but I had the sense that if I were to walk on it every day my feet, and by extension I, would be cured of everything.

    29 July 2026
  • Macbook, bro, you must chill.

    Screenshot of an alert notifiying “Low Battery” with 80% remaining.

    28 July 2026
  • I hope there is a god, and that there is a heaven, and that Lindsey Graham is there, finally having the loving gay relationship he waited all of his life for.

    28 July 2026
  • Over the weekend, I had a commitment about 12 miles from home, with the only navigable routes through urban areas. Our only family car was taken, so I decided to bike. Owning an e-bike made all the difference, as I sacrificed the significant time (1:15 each way), but kept most of my energy. FTW!

    27 July 2026
  • I’m enduring multiple unsolicited spam texts “from Troy Jackson” … for America. 🇺🇸

    27 July 2026
  • I know this will be controversial to AI antagonists, but the LLMs we have access to today are the natural culmination of human knowledge sharing, going back to the first scrolls, books, libraries. The better we get at sharing knowledge, the farther we advance as a species.

    23 July 2026
  • I enjoyed the Apple TV show “Pluribus”. I think there’s an analog between their all-knowing “hive mind”, and the ways that AI LLMs can benefit humans. For all of history it’s been unheard of that a single entity knows virtually everything about everything. This is a big opportunity for humanity.

    23 July 2026
  • I had Claude Fable identify 100 bugs, and then asked Claude Opus to tackle large swaths of them. On a day when I’ve been busy with other things, went swimming, etc., I’ve already closed 25 substantial bugs. And I reviewed them all. LLMs are better at improving human output than replacing it.

    23 July 2026
  • With apologies to any good people who work for SpaceX or otherwise hold shares, I can’t help but cheer when I see their stock price is down. Elon Musk is a scourge against humanity and anything that hurts him (I know, it’s virtually impossible) should be celebrated.

    22 July 2026
  • Just posted MarsEdit 5.4.4 with improved animated GIF support, and a few bug fixes. redsweater.com/blog/4280…

    22 July 2026
  • I’ve read about the challenge Apple, and other gatekeeping app distributors, are having in dealing with the onslaught of new AI-designed apps. Apparently it’s leading to longer review times for everybody. Here’s an idea: always review the apps that have EVER been approved before first.

    21 July 2026
  • On a hike in the hills above Edinburgh, Scotland, we passed an older man, around 80, who was making his way up the hill. He told us we could swim in the reservoir, as he had done “every day, as a child, before breakfast.” I knew what I had to do.

    Photo of a lake with a long dry beach in front, and trees and blue sky behind. A caucasian man is floating in the middle of the lake, smiling and waving.

    21 July 2026
  • You might be in Scotland if …

    Sign in front of a stone building reading “The Army School of Bagpipe Music and Highland Drumming.”

    16 July 2026
  • Here’s a hot tip if you ever travel to other countries, particularly to the same ones repeatedly: register an Apple ID for each country, with an easy to remember format, like joe.uk@example.com. bitsplitting.org/2026/07/1…

    10 July 2026
  • Apple’s new Developer Search LLM (https://developer.apple.com/search) refuses to answer general knowledge questions unless you phrase them in the form of a programming question. 😂

    Screenshot from Apple’s Developer Search site showing the population, capital and predominant religions expressed as Swift source code examples.

    7 July 2026
  • If you only watch 10 minutes of competitive cube-solving, watch now. It’s blindfolded which blows EVERYBODY’S mind. www.worldcubeassociation.org

    5 July 2026
  • Downtown Raleigh, NC is ALIVE with Rubik’s speedcubing. I love talking to locals who had no idea we were coming to town. They always want to know EVERYTHING. And usually they say “it’s JUST a pattern, right?” To which I answer “weeeellllllll”

    2 July 2026
  • I’m in Raleigh, NC for the North American Rubik’s Cube championship. If you have ever been curious about this “sport” they are livestreaming and commenting on key solvers. www.youtube.com/watch

    2 July 2026
  • Toy Story 5 is good. Kudos Pixar peeps.

    29 June 2026
  • People who are really serious about hardware should make their own RAM.

    25 June 2026
  • Amazing, after a year, Hyatt still has $1000+ of my money that I spent on a hotel room I never stayed at, that Booking.com ASSURED me was canceled with no fee. These companies trading blame while meanwhile I’m still out $1000 for trusting either of them.

    16 June 2026
  • So the best case scenario is that mideast politics will return to where they stood 6 months ago, America leaves shame-faced, and Israel leaves somehow victorious after defying Trump and America. Cool, cool.

    15 June 2026
  • After Zohran Mamdani was elected as Mayor of New York City, you could understand if he wanted to take a break. Recharge. But apparently the way he recharges is by continuing to campaign. Non-stop. It’s Mamdani time in New York City. Let’s go!

    14 June 2026
  • Please, whatever shit deal the US and Iran are about to announce, call it the “TRUMP DEAL” because it’s going to be bad and it’s going to fail and I want his name on it.

    14 June 2026
  • It must be a surreal existence to be a person who believes what Trump says.

    14 June 2026

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