The four stages of grief:

  1. I have to rewrite a URL.
  2. Oh, mod_rewrite makes this easy.
  3. Wait, why doesn’t this work?
  4. Oh, I see, that’s why…
  5. Or was it?
  6. I googled something that seems to work…
  7. … But not for my specific case.
  8. What’s nginx?
  9. Just as bad?